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Feeling burnt out? Sounds like someone should spend all of their life savings on a trip! • Maybe this app can help, or maybe not. Who knows? • Plan your escape, or don't. I'm not your boss • Wanna see the world? Cool. Don't wanna? Also cool • This app might be useful. Or a total waste of time. Only one way to find out • Quit your job and travel. Or don't. I'm not here to judge • Long-term travel planning made easy. Or at least easier than doing it drunk • If your plan looks like this, please take me with you. You can find my email somewhere in the privacy policy • Pack your bags, or don't. But if you do, I've got your back • World's your oyster, or whatever • Too many spreadsheets at work? Well, that sucks 🥺 • Planning to run away from your problems? Great idea, I fully support that! • Travel the world, or just daydream about it. This app works for both • Exact prices? Nah, that's for suckers. I'll give you ballpark figures 'cause life's too short for precision • I'm like your Magic 8 Ball, but for travel budgets. And not a ball. And not magical. And you can't really shake me for answers • Wanna know exactly how much that beachfront margarita costs? Sorry, not my forté. But hey, I can tell you how the weather is great in Vancouver between May and September! •